A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016
Get the evening socketmug. An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!
by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022
Get the even spreadmug. Evening.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025
Get the eveningmug. 
by kazenoko April 14, 2024
Get the even beget wemug. When you smoke, drink, exercise, (any habit) to the point that you must do this habit daily and engenders a feeling of withdrawal if you do not.
"Ugh need that morning bowl to get even for court today."
"Long day of work, comin' home to some gin. Boss is a jerk, but now it's time to get even."
"I'm not smoking again, babe, I was just getting even."
"Long day of work, comin' home to some gin. Boss is a jerk, but now it's time to get even."
"I'm not smoking again, babe, I was just getting even."
by femalegingko December 26, 2011
Get the getting evenmug. A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018
Get the Evenmug.