Drake Snake 

My girlfriend left me after seeing it.

Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and

you dont. (drake snake)
THE END

Drake Snake by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake May 28, 2024

Drake's Snake 

A bazooka is a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon, widely deployed by the United States Army, especially during World War II. Also referred to as the "stovepipe", the innovative bazooka was among the first generation of rocket-propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat. Featuring a solid-propellant rocket for propulsion, it allowed for high-explosive anti-tank (HEAT) shaped charge warheads to be delivered against armored vehicles, machine gun nests, and fortified bunkers at ranges beyond that of a standard thrown grenade or mine. The universally applied nickname arose from the M1 variant's vague resemblance to the musical instrument called a bazooka invented and popularized by 1930s American comedian Bob Burns.

Person 1: Have you seen the Drake's Snake?
Person 2: Who the fuck is Drake?
Person 1: *dies*

Drake's Snake by jesterrrrrrr May 28, 2024

Drake-Maxxing 

Drake-Maxxing is where someone tries to get their Johnson the size of drake. It’s usually very painful the way they do it, whether if it’s sticking a electro pad to it then cranking it up to 50 volts or putting it in molten glass. Whatever to become sigma.

When was the last time you were Drake-Maxxing, you look weak af.

Drake-Maxxing by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024

Drake Snake 

Drake's 10 metre defeater.

Person 1: hey babe what are you looking at and vigorously masturbating to?
Person 2 (babe): nothing hon.
Person 1: its the drake leak isn't it, you're looking at his drake snake, his ten metre defeater, his rod of reckoning his-
Person 2: im leaving you for drake
Person 1: wowzers.

Drake Snake by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake June 13, 2024

drake the type of guy 

a saying that suggests that drake is either:
- a very flamboyant person
- a goofy cartoon stereotype
- a pedophile (according to the new allegations)

"drake the type of guy to say 'embarrasingggg~ 💅💅💅'"

"drake the type of guy to float in the air when he smells a freshly baked pie"

"drake the type of guy to say 'high school pics you was even bad then' in his songs"

drake the type of guy by setfna June 18, 2024

drake maye 

the hottest quarterback in NFL history, the one that when you think about him you get a boner...

Friend: wow I sure do love drake maye, hottest QB of all time

Me: IKR

drake maye by FerFerExpress June 27, 2024

drake jumped the shark

Drake use to be on top of the world with songs like God's Plan, Hotline Bling and many more until he thought dissing Kendrick Lamar was a good idea

Friend 1- *glazing Drake*
Friend 2- Bro you clearly haven't heard kendricks song "Not Like Us"
Friend 1- *speechless*
friend 2- Drake was ok but after the beef with Kendrick.. Drake jumped the shark

drake jumped the shark by MJ.Out.The.Way July 16, 2024