dragon blastify

A medieval term for the explosion of love created by a dragon in the process of mating... So intense!

The princess came into the room then got a Dragon Blastify in the face from a distants.

by Datguydoelol January 30, 2014

dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.

Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.

by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015

dragon whip

The act of having a first thrust of the penis into the vagina so hard that it has the power of a dragon and the sexual pain that a whip delivers. Having a good dragon whip can lead to very pleasing sex afterwards.

Nathan: So how was sex with Gina yesterday?
Ricky: It was great considering a hit her with a nasty dragon whip
Nathan: Nice

by Sitykid5 July 4, 2016

Dragon fuck

After putting on the condom,you proceed by by pouring hot sauce all over it then face fucking your partner til the breath fire

When watching game of thrones I sometimes like to Dragon Fuck my wife

by Emor2113 June 17, 2016

dragon assing

When you eat spicy food, and the next time you deficate it feels like fire is coming out of your ass.

I ate some spicy food last night , and all day I have been dragon assing.

by Patcheese June 1, 2016

dragon big balls

Raging boner,when ever you slap her in the face with your penis!!!!

OMFG, He has dragon big balls... OMFG

by Fatman chetto eater May 12, 2016

Dragon tong

An oral sex move when a woman repeatedly flicks the tip of a man's penis with her tongue.

Last night this chick gave me a dragon tongue with no warning and it was so sensitive that I accidentally slapped her.

by James S. Wheelhouse September 12, 2017