Dictionary Douche 

The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.

Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.

Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

Man 2: That is not funny at all.

Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.

Dictionary Douche by PEANUT3378 September 29, 2011

Urban Dictionary 

Believe it or not, a site that seems to be gradually becoming a large, digital, opinionated, and fairly accurate history book.

Also, a site that's been used far more often to advance individual political and/or religious ideologies than to inform, although this site WAS intended to define social jargon/slang.

Even worse, some define here just to be complete idiots.

1.) A definition of George W. Bush may seem irrelevant to some history-deprived browser twenty years from now.

2.) I'm an agnostic atheist, but I wouldn't promote that and impose it on people online.

3.) I don't even want to talk about this.

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary by I'm just a freak October 8, 2012

Urban dictionary 

TOP DEFINITION

urban dictionary
A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.

Urban dictionary twats

Urban dictionary by Darrel big dick March 4, 2017

Urban Dictionary word creator 

WHERE U CREAT WORDS TWO PUTT OM THES PPAIGE.

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Urban Dictionary word creator
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Urban Dictionary word creator by snozing June 6, 2018

urban dictionary 

That’s the website’s name, how do you not even know this ._.

Person 1: Have you heard of urban dictionary? It’s informative yet funny!

Person 2: What in the world, man. I don’t even know you.

Person 1: Because I’m an ad!

urban dictionary by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 12, 2021

fuck urban dictionary 

uhhh I forgot the unfunny joke

fuck urban dictionary

fuck urban dictionary by Mr_watermel0n April 30, 2020

why am i using urban dictionary? 

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this

why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books

why am i using urban dictionary? by UltraBoss December 2, 2016