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designated hippie

The at least one hippie in every undergraduate classroom, who spends all their time in that class talking hippie shit and being generally arrogant. Ironically they usually become Republicans after graduating.

Sometimes shortened as D.H., a reference to the designated hitter rule in baseball.
Oh geez did you hear what the fucking designated hippie said in class today? Worst thing is it had nothing to do with what was going on in class.
by Sam is a Dick October 13, 2006
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designature

Antonym of signature;
To cover a signature with perminant markings, the signature thus being unreadable.
Miracle did a painting where she designatured the previous artists' art work, while making it her own new piece.
by Miracle July 11, 2006
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designasaurus

see designersaurus;
One who's style is old fashioned, out of style, bygone
The woman was a designasaurus sporting that 1980's mullet hair-do.
by kathrinepiper.com February 25, 2008
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designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.
"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."
by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009
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Designated Standee

Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.
The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.
by Super Conductor December 7, 2010
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designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
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Designated Dancer

Noun: A person assigned to dance with another person whom attract dubious and sketchy drunk guys trying to rape them on the dance floor.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, here come those sketchy guys!!
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.
by yourdesignateddancer May 24, 2011
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