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defenestration

The act of throwing out Microsoft Windows and running Apple OS X/iOS or Android/Linux.
My defenestration was complete when I replaced my Dell with an iMac and synced my iPad and iPhone with it.
by Nocus December 17, 2012
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Defence Nukk

Defence Nukk, a RuneScape legend. A famous RuneScape player, also known as one of the richest RuneScape players. Defence Nukk also ran RuneScape MySpace.
Damn dude, Defence nukk added me! I'm famous!
by lover romeo January 19, 2009
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Rolls-Royce Defender

A Rolls-Royce Defender is a central defender with a commanding presence and effortless physical dominance. This player wins tackles and out-wrestles his opponents and makes defending look easy, pretty much the definition of Liverpool’s Virgil Van Dijk.
Paul: Did you see Van Dijk’s performance against United?

Chris: He was untouchable, he’s a Rolls-Royce defender, the best in the world.
by Deathcabforeli August 29, 2021
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defenestrate

"piss me off and i shall defenestrate you"
"we wouldn't want anything happening to your fenestrates now would we
by Rex Mundi January 28, 2004
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defensive dating

Only making a move when one sees an opening. Sometimes mistook as chivalry, sometimes mistook as being a pansy. Always rewards for flirtatious and engaging behaviour.
Sally: We've gone out twice now and you haven't even kissed me. Are you into me or not?
David: I'm defensive dating, and you didn't seem all that interested in getting physical.
Sally: Kiss me, you fool.
David: Awesome.
by gimmickless December 3, 2009
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defensefullness

Another term used to describe how a not boyfriend and a not girlfriend are acting towards one another.
Dammit Tess! I’m sorry for my defensefullness over these past few weeks
by MazdaMatt December 13, 2019
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defensive wounds

a) wounds, mostly on hands/arms, a victim gets when trying to fend off an attacker

b) (joke) scratches on the back a man can get after wild (but consentual) sex
a) The victim had defensive wounds all over his forearms, cuts from a small knife.

b) Hey! You have defensive wounds all over your back! Your GF is a real scratcher!
by jjolson January 3, 2011
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