Data Wasteman

A person who sends boring and bad memes and social links, particularly video, that are a waste of data to watch.

Haissam you are such a data wasteman. That TikTok video just took 3 minutes of my life I can’t get back

by Lockitt January 26, 2024

Database Normalisation

EACH ATTRIBUTE SHOULD DEPEND ON
1 THE KEY
2 THE WHOLE KEY
3 NOTHING BUT THE KEY
SO HELP ME CODD!

Who up playing with they Database Normalisation?

Oh silly me, the steps for Database Normalisation are so easy to remember!

by FLEMDOG February 1, 2024

datacomplex

A somewhat high-end compound designed for data engineers to collectedly live and earn that good tech money, in hopes of living a meaningful and expensive lifestyle to escape the reality of having to stare more than 8 hours at a terminal for a living. This co-living helps data engineers escape from the no-sex reality of their tech jobs.

"I just landed a new remote job, I will be moving to a new datacomplex in Spain with Steven and Joe"

by Paulvlc February 9, 2024

dartanya

Ummmmmmm….. IDK how to describe him

Hes just dartanya

by Ummmmmmmm yeah February 23, 2024

daktarai

The most famous criminal gang in Lithuania. The leader was the infamous Henrikas Daktaras. They ruled the Lithuanian mafia from 1978 to 1997. He escaped from the police in 2008, and when Henrikas was arrested in 2009, he was sentenced to serve life in jail. The gang is still known to this day in Lithuania.

-Yo, have you heard of the Daktarai gang?
- No?…
-Damn! It was the biggest gang in the 90’s in Lithuania!
-Oh wow!

by GarageBoyyy March 3, 2024

data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit

Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle

by Nrob88 March 13, 2024

Dantanni

Two “male” neighbors, one who is fat and one who is extremely ADHD. These two individuals develop a bromance of sorts and then proceed to pawn the other off on to their coworkers. Said coworkers are lobbied at nausean to be convinced that, “he’s a good guy” and “he’s not that fat”

Omg Pete, I think the boss and the new guy are totally Dantanni.

by Baby gap March 29, 2024