kayak drunk

The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.

Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”

Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”

by Adele is fat September 19, 2019

Pocket drunk

Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.

“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”

by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023

Drunk Nic

That buzz you get when you hit a nicotine device while under the influence of alcohol.

Friend - “Bro I got drunk nic last night and it was the best!”

by nornfangz December 10, 2020

trunk drunk

A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.

I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.

by Bruce858 May 16, 2011

nerd drunk

the feeling of being high or drunk because of solving math problems / studying on physics or chemistry (not necessarily successfully). No substances involved.

Wow man.. yesterday i was doing math problems all day and later i became nerd drunk

by wotnow August 6, 2011

honey drunk

One who becomes adoring upon drinking.

That girl keeps calling everyone cute. She is such a honey drunk.

by nop123 April 2, 2015

Creepy Drunk

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.

John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.

by UNOMav December 4, 2010