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Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 4, 2021
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poop pants no diaper

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by Zecter April 6, 2021
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Diaper pounding

When you hit it from behind and she's wearing a diaper.
I didn't know she was in to diaper pounding and had to stop at target for some buggies.
by Mrcappy June 7, 2021
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crockpot diaper

A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.
My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.
by rsablue December 22, 2024
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diaper

A term used to refer to a sanitary pad, often humorously implying that it's as essential as a diaper for babies. It can also mean underwear that has a sanitary pad integrated into it, offering convenience during menstruation.
When I realized I forgot that my daughter runs out of her diaper, I had to make a quick stop at the store—thankfully, they had her favorite brand!
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025
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Dirty Diaper

A hand in Texas Hold Em which is a two three off suit. Normally it's a pretty bad hand. But it is a sneaky way to upset your friends on the right flop. If executed correctly, it's one that you will remember at your home game for years.
Erik: "Do you remember that time I got you with the Dirty Diaper in 2021?"

Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"
by Friends Show July 19, 2025
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The Pied Diaper

Levi Gravy is the Pied Diaper of the Poo Parties I go to.
by Levy Gravy August 16, 2025
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