diaper dog

diaper dog is when your friends dog wears a diaper and you want to punch it.

I HATE DIAPER DOG

by bigmanmike237 June 3, 2021

The diapered kicking donkey

A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.

"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"

"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"

by Rc979797 July 13, 2015

Diaper Sniper

Someone who tend to go for the younger age group.

Sofie why are you dating that gr 7 you diaper sniper!?

by Michael da Bows December 7, 2009

Dry Diaper Syndrome

Condition resulting from consuming a large meal and then siting down to watch TV. Sometimes shortend to just 'Dry Diaper'
Full belly, Dry diaper, nap time.

Comes from feeding a baby and then puting them down for a nap in a fresh dry diaper.

M2: oh man, that was a good meal, now I've got Dry Diaper Syndrome.

by Socata September 7, 2007

Pai Gow diaper

A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.

-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 19, 2010

diaperdandy

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves

That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car

by E.TTA December 16, 2004

diaper whipped

to be wildly in love with a baby or young child to the point of absurdity, particularly applied to fathers or uncles with baby girls.

He's so diaper whipped I saw him wearing a tiara and having imaginary tea with his daughter.

The baby can walk, but they never put her down. Boy, are they diaper whipped.

by brass cannon November 9, 2009