Dentalese

The language spoken by a dental patient during dental work, where you converse with the dentist or with two or more dental instruments in your mouth while under the influence of Novocaine (or other medication).

Dentist: So what have you been doing this summer?

Patient: lmsafdlkdsflkdslk........

Dentist: Sounds like you are having a great summer as translated by the dentist in dentalese.

by Neal Cassady July 30, 2010

Dental Make-Out

Swallowing your lover's baby tooth while making out.

Selena Gomez: Do you want to make out?
Justin Bieber: Sure.
(Both done Making-Out)
Selena Gomez: Ew! I think I swallowed a couple of your baby teeth.
Justin Bieber: I am sorry, I did a Dental Make-Out.

by BeaverFever69 June 13, 2011

Dentists delight

The act of swishing diarhea between the teeth of two (usually acne-ridden)bisexual narcassists

showed your dad the ol dentists delight last tuesday
And he almost woke up

by JABBADAWHAT November 17, 2006

loser denial

Denying you're a loser when you really are. Usually losers deny that they are losers.

"You're a loser"
"No i'm not!"
"Only losers deny that they are losers. It's called loser denial."

by BigDan009 March 1, 2009

Going To The Dentist

Giving oral sex

Origin: you go to the dentist for what? Oral hygiene. See the connection? Also very useful for describing one's advancement in the particular sport.

-patient: beginner
-dental hygienist: bit of experienced
-dentist: very experienced

"They're at a new stage in the relationship, they just started going to the dentist."

"I went to the dentist with some guy at a bar last night."

"Have you heard that Mary went to dentist again last night?"
"I'm not surprised, she's a dentist."

"Joe is concerned about her oral hygiene, he's trying to convince her to go to the dentist."

by Jamal69 February 26, 2008

Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

Iranian dentist

1. A paid assassin.

2. An enhanced interrogator.

3. A sex move where the girl lies on her back and a guy opens her mouth and skull-fucks her from above. Then he cums in her mouth and tells her to spit.

1. I hired an Iranian dentist to take care of that building inspector.

2. They used an Iranian dentist to make him talk.

3. I gave her an Iranian dentist and now she won't stop calling me.

by Banana_Fight September 23, 2011