Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.

You should have seen her face after the curtain call.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

snot curtain

When one blows ones nose, leaving behind a curtain of snot in ones mustache after the blowing of the nose.

He blew his nose and left a snot curtain in his mustache after he was finished.

by SantaSDC April 24, 2014

Thirsty curtain

When a boy pretends to fall to look under a girls skirt

Uo bro u go thirsty curtain thAt hoe

by Herspray September 15, 2015

Open The Curtain

To move the shorts or underwear away to reveal your vagina.

Do you want to open the curtain for me?

by PaisleyG August 10, 2020

curtain wiper

curtain wiper
kur-tn wahy-per

noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.

"That Justin Bieber, 'e's a right curtain wiper, 'e is."

by Johnny B. Wankstain April 10, 2013

Jerk Curtain

A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.

Dirty Eddie never closes his jerk curtain while he is chocking his chicken....so gross.

by Bosundave121 September 5, 2022