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cumder

I had so much last night that when we were shagging I cumdered. The clean up was messy
by Chunder dragon April 21, 2018
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Commercial Failure

A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.

please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.

origin: @jungianbts

fandom: BTS ARMY
'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'

'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'
by Lanny12 February 27, 2020
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Chummer

A person who likes to chum with Tommyinnit, Karl Jacobs, Dream, and Ponk.
Chummers keep on chumming
by BredCrum September 18, 2021
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Commerce Digest

The Commerce Digest is a revolutionary source of business news that seeks to transform the way people consume information. Are you tired of dull and uninteresting news articles that make you fall asleep faster than a lullaby? Look no further because the Commerce Digest is here to revolutionize the way you experience business news.

With a team of expert writers and analysts, the Commerce Digest delivers the most engaging and entertaining news stories from around the world. From the latest initial public offerings (IPOs) to the biggest corporate scandals, our team covers it all.

But what sets us apart from the rest is our unique approach to news delivery. We infuse humor into our articles, making even the most complicated business news relatable, digestible, and entertaining. Imagine yourself sipping on a martini while lounging on a yacht in the Caribbean, and instead of opening another mundane article, you open up Commerce Digest, and suddenly you're hit with a wave of excitement and intrigue.

In conclusion, the Commerce Digest is the ultimate source for all things business, providing you with the juiciest and most informative news stories, delivered with a dash of humor to keep you entertained and engaged. Say goodbye to boring and stuffy business news and hello to a new era of exciting and informative news delivery with the Commerce Digest.
The Commerce Digest is a source of business news that delivers engaging and entertaining stories with a touch of humor to revolutionize the way people consume information.
by Hype Jengis April 13, 2023
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user-generated commerce

the monetization of web 2.0/user-generated content, whereby online users contribute their content to the internet as a form of personal ecommerce. first invented by cafepress in 1999.

synonym: cafepress - as a verb.
Jan's "Forget about Jesus - What would *I do?" just made her enough money for a house payment, thus proving that user-generated commerce is a good way to make ends meet.
by buzzcowboy June 9, 2008
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The Benadict Cumberbatch

when you stuff a cucumber in a woman's asshole then fuck her until she orgasms and it pops out
"I fucked her so hard last night"
"Did you give her the Benadict Cumberbatch?"
"Hell yeah I did"
*High fives*
by Phooka February 24, 2017
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ASPCA commercial

1)aspca commercial(adj.)- Something so sad, that will make almost anyone anyone cry till they die.

2)(adj).- a state of awkwardness when someone else cries because of something sad but you can't seem to shed a tear.
1)man, i just broke up with my girlfriend, it was like an ASPCA commercial.

2) I just had an ASPCA commercial moment right there, my girlfriend still cried because her dog died, I can't even put on a sad face. she now hates me
by almightynino July 25, 2016
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