cucucumsterces

FOB spelling of circumstances

FOB: Because y cucucumsterces are bad y should get a job.

me: nigga what...

by canigetasideoffries May 16, 2018

Cuctus

Someone who is acting like a raisin oatmeal cookie

"Gosh Todd stop being such a dumb cuctus"

by Cuctus July 7, 2018

Cucumber love

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

Mom get out of my room it’sy cucumber love time !!

by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018

cucuiete

Regionalism for "corn". (porumb)
Plural: cucuieți.

Ce frumos e prin lanul de cucuieți.
Mi-aș lua un cucuiete fiert.

by lotzy July 26, 2018

Cucumber

A large green “vegetable”. That is long and meaty. Usually ate with a stir fry, a salad or a subway. Can also be used in different circumstances.

KSI has a small one.

Barry: “where is my CUCUMBER?”

Bob: “it’s up my butt, do you want it back?”

by Kallix August 7, 2018

cucul

Short for “cuddle cuddle lang”
Alternative to momol.

Person A: what you wanna do tonight?
Person B: not much really, cucul i guess

by mmmNNNN September 23, 2018

cucumber

A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.

John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it

john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it

Britney: cough,cough slurp

john:yes have a cherry to

Britney:no you plug that hole back there

john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick

by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019