magna carta

1. An important English charter.

2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.

"Magna Carta tricked me. I thought Calintz was hot until she started talking in that husky voice. Trap ftl. :("

"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"

by Espiria August 31, 2008

cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

Carthage, IL

Carthage is a tiny-ass farm town in Western Illinois 5 hours from Chicago and 3 hours from St. Louis. It's lily-white, so if you got any color in you besides a red neck, you better not speed, cause that's where the county jail is too.

Unless you from there, ain't nobody got a reason to go to Carthage, IL.

by blueboy54 February 18, 2009

isaac carter

greatest man alive. Girls are all over him

Girl: i want to go out with isaac carter!

Other girl: no i do!

by emberboy1000 December 31, 2011

Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cart

A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.

"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"

by Mr. Wizzle Butt January 8, 2010

medellin cartel

the medellin cartel was a cartel fromed by pablo escobar in colombia around the 1970s it is very famous in many movies and in the one game gta 3. in theyr later years they controlled over 80% of all worldwide drug trade and pablo escobar was classified as one of the worlds richest man. he even declared war on colombias judicial system leaving many dead. he died when he compromised to pay colombias external debt to the united states and they sent the dea to find and kill him.

gta 3, scarface, and a whole lote of other movies and games i cant remember (medellin cartel)

by gunzt3r lopez December 15, 2007

cartendance

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

by Jennifer Footnote October 5, 2004