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Tom cruiser

its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.
dude, my stick is so sticky today after my girlfriend did a tom cruiser last night
by fratbro69 October 31, 2011
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poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women
I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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v8 cruiser

V8 landcruiser. Commonly known as a 76 - 79 series landcruiser. The v8 cruiser is an unstoppable force that no other 4x4 can out do. Also known as the real mans 4x4 and work truck used in the mines, by emergency services australia wide an just about everyone in northern QLD and the NT
Old mates v8 cruiser destroyed that track. Thats is a real mans car
by Man from the downunder January 15, 2018
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Burn cruise

When you smoke the devils lettuce well going on a cruise

Mainly used in the fox valley and tricity area as a more specific term than roady
Hey man im going on a burn cruise wanna match
by Genesis8191 July 18, 2018
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Poop Cruiser

1. A person who is all around DUMB. Everything he/she says or does just doesn't make sense or isn't funny EVER, you can call them a poop cruiser. The ONE person in your crew who EVERYONE picks on is ALSO known as a "poop cruiser".

2. Can also be used to describe a gay guy. (Hence) "Poop" - as in anal penetration. "Cruiser" - As in enjoys the ride of whatever they are 'cruising'.
EX1. Trent said something real retarded at a party and no one thought it was funny. It has been like this for a while, and he is now considered a "Poop Cruiser".

EX2. Cody is a gay kid at school. Everyone knew he was gay and his nickname in school was "Poop Cruiser".
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cruise

An activity involving travel, of some sort, where it is common that all occupants of the body in motion take part in the consumption and/or regurgitation of the abundant supply of wine and spirits aboard the craft employed to facilitate the selected mode of transportation.
"Your Great Grandmother Edna and I are going for a booze cruise for our 100th aniversary."
"Hey, Meg. This cruise sure did turn into a shit show when the captain told the crew that they couldn't drink when passengers were on the boat."
by Megan Thesobercrewmate January 12, 2008
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Tom Cruise

A stupid hot guy who is stupid enough to believe in the stupid scientology thing and....convert Katie his poor unsuspecting to be wife.
gawd i hate that stupid tom cruise
by phobodobo29 October 29, 2006
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