Cries

Plays To Much on the Internet, Listins To Much Music. Pwns All. Hates Speaker, and Owns Mari0

Cries Pwn Speaker And Mari0

by Cries March 4, 2005

wind chimes

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument

It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument

by LIlparkczar June 23, 2008

crimson tide

Nickname for the University of Alabama atletics teams.

The Crimson Tide soundly defeated Auburn today on the basketball court!

by Justin Lackey May 1, 2005

Love Crime

A Hate Crime committed by a leftist.

BLM burned down an urban community. but they don't hate anybody. Except for whites but who cares? That's not hate, that's a love crime.

by Goldo Glittergold November 14, 2016

Chin Chimes

Defined as a condition where someone places his balls on one's chin while you deep throat.

Every Monday my boss throws the chin chimes on me while he takes care of bidness!

by Wilbur Roundhead December 20, 2004

skateboarding is not a crime

n. The urban skater's one-line manifesto. Frequently heard blurted out by skateboarding juveniles arrested for vandalism by means of a skateboard, truancy, or marijuana use.

Strictly speaking, the act of personal locomotion on a four-wheeled board is not a crime in any jurisdiction in the United States. However, many cities have outlawed skateboarding on public edifices because it results in destructive grinding and causes injuries, the costs for both of which are borne by the taxpayer.

Furthermore, the culture associated with skateboarding youth is widely held to be a celebration of delinquency: marijuana use, rebellion against authority, truancy, and other problems are known to be prevalent in these juvenile populations. While this is no reason to discriminate against skateboarding in general, it sure doesn't help the image of the activity in the public's eye.

(A boy, about 12 years of age, with long bleached hair and extremely wide corduroy flare pants, is recklessly grinding his way down the outdoor staircase in front of Town Hall on a skateboard.)

Police Officer: "Young man, did I just see you skating down that marble staircase?"

Boy: (stares sullenly at ground) "Skateboarding is not a crime."

Officer: "Take those headphones off while I'm talking to you. Now what does that sign say right there?"

Sign: "Skateboarding on Town Hall property is subject to max. fine of $250 or 90 days in jail by order of City Rev. Code 08-2776."

Boy (fidgeting): "I dunno. Skateboarding is not a crime."

Officer: "And what's this? Did I just see a dime bag fall out of your pocket?"

Boy (crying): "Skateboarding is not a crime."

by Carl Willis October 12, 2004

Crimson Chin

1. v. to eat a girl out while she is on her period.

alternatively,

2. v. to throat-fuck an individual to the point that your balls slap against their face with such voracity that their chin becomes chapped and red, thus giving them a "crimson chin".

Daringly, these two actions can be performed at the same time to result in what can only be described as potentially one of the leakiest sex acts.

"I agreed to let Susie crimson chin me, only if she let me do the same to her."

by spacecat September 24, 2014