A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
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The word "hub" can be abbreviated to "huge ugly bumps" which are found on a woman's areola plus the word "caps" can relate to the little black circles that some women have decorated around the areola because they look like bullet holes.
Guy 1: Man, you see those circles around her areola? Look at the bumps too!
Guy 2: Yeah, she got hub caps.
Guy 2: Yeah, she got hub caps.
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Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away
Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.
Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away
Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.
"I heard that Samantha has been leading Ben on even though she's dating Nick."
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"
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