crafty fag

When you sneak off two have a ciggarete at fammily ocations

tod: Dad where is uncle jerald.

Dad: he snuck of four a crafty fag.

Uncle jerald: Thats good shit

by rodam July 14, 2006

the crafty honky

a human of white colouring who intends to be overly crafty in all aspecs of life, including walking craftily through crowds of the queen's police force....

the crafty honky also uses overly crafty methods of obtaining sources of nicotine...

"who the fuck stole manz cigarettes?
must have been the crafty honky."

by jimmy jew March 18, 2007

crafty wenchism

The act of guilting someone into doing what you want them to do, often through the use of an ultimatum.

Steffi: I won't go to class if you keep me occupied for the next 3.5 hours.
Jess: Ok
Steffi: Well what are you gonna do to preoccupy me?
Jess: Umm....
Fay: Omg, crafty wenchism!

Also... Fay= crafty wench

*Credit must be given where credit is due... JPL <3

by Fayalicious Definition November 11, 2009

crafthole

An asshole hipster who appreciates craft beer to a point where everyone else is wrong for liking anything other than what they drink.

My ex-boyfriend was such a crafthole because he only used to drink limited edition beer and told me to stick to my coronas because "I wouldn't understand the complexity" of his drink.

by Diggyz March 15, 2017

Craftaholic

A person who loves to do many different types of crafting!

I'm a craftaholic!

by CraftyBaz May 17, 2018

craftymatic

When you’re home sick in bed for several days and you start using pillows to create a DIY Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.

I used ever pillow in the house, including the dog beds, and I still can’t find a comfortable position for my DIY CRAFTYMatic bed.

by Zucchini the Chihuahua May 20, 2018

CraftersMagic

Sexy beast that makes hot YouTube videos.

CraftersMagic.

by BillyFuckingBobHadAnalBeads September 25, 2018