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Covid Buddy

Covid buddy is someone who handles all your needs during the Corona Pandemic. Physical, mental, emotional.
I met this guy and I chose him to be my covid buddy so I didn’t have to find a boyfriend
by Julio Hones February 8, 2021
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Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
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Anal covid

When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it
Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.
by _meow_mix_ September 23, 2021
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Covid Vagina

“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”
by Dirtywaterfan10 January 2, 2021
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Covid Jail

Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”
by WonderBlox May 10, 2022
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covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.
I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.
by Crauch December 10, 2020
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Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
by Chriscape April 16, 2020
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