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Wilson County willies

Disease obtained from eating peanuts that cause an exposed person to become addicted to meth and loss off moral compass. Also known as floresville fever.
He quit his job because he came down with Wilson County willies
by Windcrest warrior May 31, 2023
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Berks County Temperature Check

When a female is performing oral sex on a male. The male inserts his fingers into the asshole of the female. The male then forces the females head down causing her to gag. The gagging forces the female clench her core muscles causing the asshole to clench down on the males fingers.
Last night Jenny was giving me head. I gave her the Berks County Temperature Check. And I blew my load in her mouth.
by TheRecipe144 August 19, 2023
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mayor of brown county

a male who engages is sexual acts with other males
by ang1005 June 21, 2009
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Unincorporated Jesus County

A place so remote, it's not even in East Jesus.
At least East Jesus would be a town. We're out in Unincorporated Jesus County.
by ElOjo December 28, 2021
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Stearns County Syndrome

A syndrome, historically taking place in Stearns County, MN, as a result of being incestial, or having a high rate of inbrededness.

It also may reference thinking your county or area is better than other counties or areas, on the basis of arbitrary lines drawn over 100 years ago. Also seen in the entire state of Wisconsin.
Guy: WTF?! That cougar only dates 20 year olds from her own county. I want her bad.

Girl: Dude, she's a ginger. Obviously a big sign of Stearns County Syndrome.
by Here to Learns August 13, 2010
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West County Bitch

Most of the time, a teenager living in West County, really preppy, acts like a slut...West County referring to the region west of St. Louis, Missouri.
Man I gotta get me one of them West County Bitches!
by s3l December 28, 2005
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Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.
1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."
by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011
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