Riding the cotton pony

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

by Spaceman564 January 14, 2012

Living in high cotton

Meaning life is good or going well. Not intended to have any racial slur nor is it intended to be hurtful or racist in any way. As if to say things are going to work out and the crops are good so times are currently great.

Q- How is life treating you friend?

A- Man we are living in high cotton lately :)

by Good money January 01, 2018

silver cotton candy

simply put, granny pubes

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!

by Glomwill February 29, 2008

Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"

GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!

by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014

Milwaukee Cotton Swab

When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person

Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho

by Kimochi Warui August 25, 2021

Boston Cotton Ball

When a woman (or man) soaks a tampon in Irish Whiskey, then inserts it into their vagina and/or butthole.

My alcoholic dad likes a good “Boston Cotton Ball.”

by Brian8888 February 05, 2022

Cotton candy ass

Someone who is soft like cotton amd sweet like candy!

Bitch you act like you tough but you are cotton candy ass!

by Sabine666 February 26, 2019