during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.
by jarett August 9, 2021
Get the computing snakemug. A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.
by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021
Get the Computer Mongmug. In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.
It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017
Get the computer mousemug. A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.
by MikeyELC November 14, 2019
Get the computer veganmug. Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022
Get the Internet Computermug. Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt
Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt
Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .
by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022
Get the Potato Computermug. by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011
Get the Computer Deafmug.