competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

Commie

Anything that Peter Reynolds does not like.

“I’m gonna go to foco tonight and get some lasagna.”

(Peter): “Dude the foco lasagna is fucking commie bro. Get that shit out of our great country.”

by MyHangingBalls April 16, 2021

compergence

Pleasure derived from knowing your partner is sexually satisfied by another. This is common in open and polyamorous relationships. This is different from cuckholding since the partner doesn’t have to be present to experience compurgence.

Yesterday while I was at the spa, my husband got his dick sucked by his girlfriend and I felt compergence knowing he blew his load all over her tits.

by iwasbuiltforthis April 17, 2021

Comies

Describes multiple people who know each other collectively fall into a coma

Chris: "Did you hear that Bill and Sean were in a car crash and both have comas?"
Johnny: "Damn bro, I guess they are comies now."

by wholord July 1, 2021

Competiotion

Two members of science olympiad sing to the death.

We had a bracket hammering competiotion

by John Cena (you cant see me) September 21, 2021

Competiotion

A sing off between two members of science olympiad to the death.

*intense competiotion moment*

by John Cena (you cant see me) September 21, 2021