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oral compass

The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.
Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
by von groovy June 11, 2017
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Blood compass

Used in video games, a 'blood compass' shows which direction you've taken damage from. Some blood compasses also show how high or low the damage is coming from.
When I took damage, I could see where the enemy was, as my blood compass was pointing in their direction.
by ahelpfulstranger June 26, 2017
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The Company Smile

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.
Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile”
by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018
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The Compartment Syndrome

A serious medical condition resulting from increased pressure within a muscle compartment most commonly presenting in the fore or hind limbs.
"EMS, can you tell me why you called the ambulance today?"
"A tree limb hit my hind limb and the pain has become excruciating!"
" You may have The Compartment Syndrome, lets get you to the hospital."
by A.D.LEE & Co. February 14, 2019
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sober companion

Sober companion, sober coach, or recovery coach are titles all representing the same job in the field of addiction, providing one-on-one assistance to newly recovering individuals.
I need someone to stay with my son when he gets home from rehab. Call Christopher Ferry he's a sober companion.
by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020
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soil compaction

In geotechnical engineering, soil compaction is the process in which stress is applied to a soil causes densification as air is displaced from the pores between the soil grains.
Mike: What the hell does soil compaction mean?
Me: In geotechnical engineering, soil compaction is the process in which stress is applied to a soil causes densification as air is displaced from the pores between the soil grains.
by soilcompactionman May 4, 2020
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Trash Compactor

A guy who purposely seeks out trailer park residents, ghetto girls, etc. for easy short-term sexual relationships.
Chad finds these chubby white sluts and sleeps with them for a week then ghosts them. He's a total trash compactor.
by SwimmingNaked July 1, 2020
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