spelling coconut

when a girl rides dick by spelling the word 'coconut' with her hips.

'yo my girl Kate she was totally spelling coconut on me last night!'
'did it feel good?'
'yeah'

by notsosexy July 18, 2019

Crazy Coconut

Used to describe a female during PMS when she is acting completely irrational and crazy. A perfectly sane girl can turn into an absolute psychopath who will randomly cry uncontrollably for reasons they do not even know but of course it will be the guys fault. When females are experiencing this crazy coconut syndrome they should be avoided at all cost for at least 3-4 days, do not communicate with them through any medium as they might unleash on you at any time. There is no known cure for this crazy coconut syndrome, yet some scholars maintain that chocolate, warm drinks, hot water bottles, bunches of flowers and saying lies like "yes your right, yes it my fault, its ok that your like this" seems to calm the beasts.

Shes being an absolute crazy coconut, stay the hell away from her.

by PaulTheLegend August 6, 2010

Society Of The Lowest Common Denominator

The Society of The Lowest Common Denominator is a term I invented for the end result of Socialism and Politically Correct Pseudo Interllectual Fascism. It describes a society where everyone is condemed to the level of the slowest, weakest, most interlectually inadiquate and emotionally crippled.

You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!

by Rikstir October 28, 2013

common sense

Refers to the ability to "critically reason," however, this system is flawed just like any logic-based system is.

Common sense, crtical reasoning, and logic are only as good as the premises for which you base them.

by Lon May 18, 2005

dead common

Used to describe something(or someone) completely ordinary with a sense of triteness and may be inferior in quality as well.

Using the word "awesome" to describe everything whether good or bad could be called dead common.
Cayman Crocs or any facsimile of them could also be called dead common.
A person who goes about saying awesome while wearing Crocs is definitely dead common.

"Look at that girl's attire!"
"Are you referring to the one wearing pedal pushers and Crocs?"
"Yes, isn't that just dead common?!"

by LucyCat March 31, 2008

comboner

Originated by Mike, of the Chicago land area, the sexual act of placing your wang in between the ass crack of one woman and then having a second woman rub her vagina (or beef curtains in this case) on the top. Direct reference to the popular Chicago sandwich, the combo, which combine Italian Sausage and Italian Beef.

Not wanting anyone to be left out, Zack initiated the comboner to make sure Kelly and Lisa were both satisfied.

by M.J.O. January 8, 2007

Coconut Creampie

An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.

Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.

by CMonster August 17, 2012