College of Lost Ambitions 

A synonym for the College of Liberal arts, a college at the University of Minnesota. At such college, majors and/or focuses such as ethics, leadership, modern dance and philosophy are taught.

"So what college are you in?"
"I'm in CSOM. How about you?"
"Oh I'm in CLA--the College of Lost Ambitions."

College of Lost Ambitions by Curt L. August 25, 2006

College Point 

College Point, Qnz is one of the biggest shitholes I have ever seen in my life. I lived in Queensbridge 'till 1985 when I then moved to CP. It was a fairly quiet area then but wow it has changed. Now College Point has the highest crime rate in NYC. Most people havn't even heard of it. I look out my window and almost every day there is another murder here. Hearing police sirens is just a common way of life here now. It is covered with gangbangers. It is also now a ghetto in northern queens.I don't go out past 6pm here anymore.

-Yo let's go to College Point iight nigga?
-Iight let's bring our gats cuz mad crab and slob niggaz over there.

College Point by J- BloKK October 18, 2006

college point 

West of College Point Boulevard are owned by Bloods and Latin Kings. Areas east are owned by Crips. This all leads to a horrible murder rate. Distribution of Narcotics and prostitution are also a very great problem besides all the violent crime. Suffered from "white flight" in the mid 1990's and now has very few white people. Police in the area are some of the slowest responders in the city. Even though just north of Flushing it has very few asians and there have been many reports of asians getting killed or robbed over here.

-Hey let's go sightseeing in Queens.
-All of Queens is pretty messed up execpt for the northern parts.
-So lets go to College Point because its in the northern part
-OK
LATER THAT DAY
-Are you sure you call this safe? We are the only white people here and everyone is staring at us.
-OH SHIT!!!
BANG BANG BANG

college point by some crip nigga November 7, 2006

college tennant

to rent in the student district, and know that you're going to get fucked over by your landlord in the form of shitty maintainance and getting royally fucked on your security deposit.

I knew I was a college tennant when my landlord wouldn't allow me to attend or even tell me when they were checking out my apartment (true story)

college tennant by Paul S.W. November 3, 2006

College Avenue Secondary School 

A High School located in Oxford County. CASS is the worst high school to go to. The Smoke pits are filled with greasy dart whores and wannabe gangsters. The preps have their heads so far up their asses, they think going to a school dance while they're "white girl wasted," is fun. The staff are amazing people, for the most part. CASS is filled with drama and petty bullshit. If you're thinking about sending your Child to CASS, think again.

CASS Sucks Ass. College Avenue Secondary School supports skids.

College Avenue Secondary School by Bent over May 14, 2019

College Squish 

An activity Professor Albrecht participated in on many occasions in his time in University, one that revolved around squishing objects of questionable origins.

"Give that scorpion a good ol' college squish."

College Squish by Not Alpaca May 21, 2020