Clocktails

The drinks you have while you're still on the clock.

" I worked til 4 but my boss paid me til 6. Time for clocktails"

by Seitz October 19, 2013

cocktail

n. 1. A couple in which the male (usually a douchebag) uses the female, who is typically a piece of ass, to show off. This sort of couple is usually seen at parties or large events involving "big shots" and the media

n. 2. a delicious alcoholic beverage

Look at that cocktail over there. That guy's a douche... though is girlfriend is fine as hell.

by Cole rules! January 3, 2007

Bejing Cocktail

Verb (latin origin Bejungana) After acts of a sexual nature you then fecalate (shit) on your hand then proceed to rub or smear it on your erect penis (hard cock).Then proceed to slap your sex partener with your fecies -covered penis (repeatedly) in the the face!

Hank:hey man how was sex with Tiff lastnight?

Steve:Dude i totally slammed her then i gave her........the Bejing Cocktail!!!!

Hank:Ewwwwww!

by Beerfest kicked ass! September 3, 2006

Molotov Cocktail

The act of lighting ones pubes on fire before ejaculating in a partners rectum.

Dude: Hey how did your 3 month date go?

Man:It was bad. She wouldn't even let me light off a molotov cocktail.

by Drake D. January 26, 2013

Austrailian Crocodile Cocktail

an Ausrailian woman using an crocodile skinned dildo while drunk.

Shut up ho, you Austrailian Crocodile Cocktail, you Dirty Alaskan Pipeline, you!

by Aaron Snook January 31, 2009

Cocktail

A phrase generally shouted as warcry while hitting someone over the head when he is not looking with any object intended as a weapon.

James just cocktailed that fool over the head with the his nightstick.

"COCKTAIL!!!"

see, Donkey punched.

by Mr. Sanchez June 10, 2004

Tijuana Cocktail

a mixture of spit, sweat, and semen. usually given to or added to one's drink as a cruel joke

Jack: Ugh, this drink tastes like shit! What is it?

Bob: Its a Tijuana Cocktail Bitch!

by Lightnin' J November 28, 2007