An extra appendage on male genitalia. Usually grows at the same rate as the genitalia. Can be cut off to make cocktail onions
by Jonathan Schillings June 6, 2018
Get the Cocktailmug. when you go for kidney stone surgery and the surgeon breaks off the micro camera by accident in your penis you say f*** it check out of the hospital and go to Wawa's and get a b****** while pissing in The Prostitute sticks a stalk of celery up your ass
Oceola cocktail , I was horny after a botched surgery and checked myself out of the hospital and got a b****** at Wawa's while I was pissing blood
by bean town joker June 28, 2018
Get the oceola cocktailmug. person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
by yung_traplord May 17, 2022
Get the Cocktailitismug. by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020
Get the Patrick Wizel Cocktailmug. Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.
“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”
by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018
Get the spanish cocktailmug. An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
Get the Sperm Cocktailmug. 