The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment
Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
by Notabeardedvillian December 10, 2021
When you shoot your Pornstar Martini into her anus, then stirred with your penis to mix into a "Cocktail" she then proceeds to 'push' out the resulting cocktail into a glass for someone else to drink.
"I had a 3 way last night, and the greedy bitch insisted on me giving her mate a Pornstar Cocktail too"
by The Queen of Sheba June 09, 2019
when you piss into someones asshole and then proceed to pour gassoline down the asshole to then light it up and make him/her wafm
by earrapist February 05, 2019
A cocktail made with at least one ingredient that was the final shot or other amount in its bottle. A variation on a "bartender's choice" type cocktail order, one that allows the bartender some freedom while under one key creative constraint. Obviously, not a recommended order if wait staff are slammed and / you can't actually have at least a small conversation with your bartender.
I had to explain to the waitress Tracey that a bottle-killer cocktail is any cocktail that kills (finishes off) at least one bottle in its creation.
by Kalingkaa June 21, 2022
A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.
by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021
Chardonnay or other white wine with diet coke and fresh squeezed lime juice on the rocks served in a tall wine glass.
by Mr. O. August 24, 2021
An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.
by JYoTX December 22, 2011