The act of laying your head on your male partners leg and softly suckling on his cock. Not meant for arousal, but instead a form of putting him to sleep while at the same time enjoying having his penis in your mouth to give you comfort. Sometimes can lead to ejaculation if done right. If you are into swallowing his cum, then it’s an added treat. But not the intention of the act of cock nursing.
Him: What did you wanna do tonight?
Her: I would really like suckle on your dick tonight. It helps me and you fall asleep and give me a big sense of comfort. I call it cock nursing.
Him: Ok. Enough said.
Her: I would really like suckle on your dick tonight. It helps me and you fall asleep and give me a big sense of comfort. I call it cock nursing.
Him: Ok. Enough said.
by LadyBitz August 5, 2022

1. A chant used by dweebs when something exciting or hardcore happens, usually something that gives you a metaphorical erection. Originates from Malphites "rock solid" line.
2. Can also be used to describe something being sick or cool.
2. Can also be used to describe something being sick or cool.
by FarquadFloof November 2, 2018

1. Original secret service code name given to the former Vice President of the United States, Richard "Dick" Cheney (subsequently changed to "angler").
2. Valve at the end of a train car that shuts off the flow of pressurized air in the car and in the air hoses between the cars. This allows the hoses to be uncoupled. An angle cock assembly consists of the angle cock, a threaded pipe called a "nipple," cock brackets, and a U-bolt.
2. Valve at the end of a train car that shuts off the flow of pressurized air in the car and in the air hoses between the cars. This allows the hoses to be uncoupled. An angle cock assembly consists of the angle cock, a threaded pipe called a "nipple," cock brackets, and a U-bolt.
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Secret Service Agent: Angle cock just shot me in the face. I repeat. Angle cock just shot me in the face.
Cheney: Go f*ck yourself.
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"He was working on a caboose with an angle cock that was allegedly defective. Later that day, in preparation for a switching operation, he attempted to release the air in the brake system by turning the angle cock. He testified that, because the angle cock was stiff, he had to use excessive force to loosen it." Erskine v. Consolidated Rail Corp., 814 F.2d 266 (6th Cir. 1987)
Secret Service Agent: Angle cock just shot me in the face. I repeat. Angle cock just shot me in the face.
Cheney: Go f*ck yourself.
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"He was working on a caboose with an angle cock that was allegedly defective. Later that day, in preparation for a switching operation, he attempted to release the air in the brake system by turning the angle cock. He testified that, because the angle cock was stiff, he had to use excessive force to loosen it." Erskine v. Consolidated Rail Corp., 814 F.2d 266 (6th Cir. 1987)
by FuckYouThatsWho June 7, 2009

When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!
by The Jax April 19, 2007

when a guy is tryin to get laid but
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it
by wassup wassup January 4, 2008

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by Tremp_Steks September 21, 2019
