cargo slut

An old cargo vehicle, usually at least a bit battered or streight up damaged but still mechanically sound enough to be used. Usually looks very bad and most people associate it with mischievous activities when spotting it on the road.

Example #1

Max: "Hey you know how Adam offered me to lend me his work van for moving?"

Chris: "Yeah did you get back to that offer?"

Max: "I did, but had I known before what state it's in I'd rather have gotten a U-Haul man, thing was a total cargo slut."

Chris: "Haha, making a good impression on the new neighbours already..."

Example #2

Tina: "Ewwww look at that mangled, pedo van Adam is driving.... Makes him look like a psycho."

Claire: "You know he trades in car salvage? I wouldn't want anything better than a cargo slut to take in that kind of load..."

by TTK-Y66 September 17, 2023

Inconvenience Charge

The BS fee Ticketmaster charges they claim is a "Convenience Charge" when buying concert tickets.

Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?

The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.

Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?

Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.

by DavidPeverett March 4, 2010

chest charger

A chest charger is a cigarette

Bobby took a long drag from his chest charger and his craving for nicotene stopped.

by 1973Horn June 23, 2010

Drug Charge

In Iowa -- this is prison slang for Child molestation as that's what police often use as code for a chomo. Another term for a nonce or diaper-sniper, diddler, Sandusky. Duggar, or Fogle.

Victor Salva in Iowa if he was convicted after filming Clownhouse would be dragged from a sandbox hence the term "Drug Charge."

by illinoishorrorman February 17, 2018

Turbo charged midget

I midget that can not read or is useless

Angus is a fat turbo charged midget

by Seth the nompt April 17, 2018

Intervene Charge

Someone who recklessly does something and blames someone else for their negative consequences.

Dude, don't pull an 'Intervene Charge'. Just admit it was your own fault and that you were being reckless.

by FactuallyCorrectFacts July 11, 2018

depth charge

An elaborate way to shotgun marijuana to your friends. The "depth charger" takes a large hit, goes underwater in a pool or other body of water, and exhales sharply. When the bubbles that come to the surface burst open, smoke will rise up out of it, and when someone inhales that smoke, it's a depth charge.

Dude, did you see Mark take that depth charge from Nick?

by jajer July 21, 2018