capster

someone who lies as full time job

did you see katie’s story ? she’s always lying what a capster

by rachel.runs07 October 18, 2020

ghetto caps

Over-the-top acrylic nails. Can be:
-Obnoxious color
-Typically some form of french manicure
-Really long and/or thick
-Weird patterns
Usually only seen on ghetto/low-class folk. They're like a status symbol for them.

Dang, Stacy, look at that trick and her massive ghetto caps. Talk about tacky.

by miss-spock! June 19, 2011

Ass Capsule

(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.

When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

I can dig more clams than you

A challenge, preferably screamed into a cell phone at the top of your lungs.

"Hello?"
"I CAN DIG MORE CLAMS THAN YOU!"
"You're crazy. I will totally pwn you at Halo."

by PrincessJetta April 7, 2009

Fash and Chaps

A way New Zealanders say Fish and Chips. It's pretty retarded but hey I'm just Australian so I already have a love-hate relationship with Kiwi's.

Kiwi :O bru yeh wanna get some fash and chaps?
Kiwi :Hell yee bru!
Aussie :What in the fuck is happening?

by EckEckUghUgh June 20, 2018

caps

A drinking game. Two people sit across from each other, legs extended, touching feet. Your drink sits right about in your croch, with the bottle cap upside down on top of the neck. The purpose it to knock the cap off of the other persons bottle, and when you do, they have to take a drink. For every miss, the next player throws. For every sucessful throw, that player throws again.

Jared - Colin is really drunk man, i
just kicked his ass in caps.

Colin - I'm really drunk!

by Jared Hunter March 24, 2005

cock chaps

Noun - Really thick pussy lips that engulf a cock, protecting it like a pair of chaps.

Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.

You know that girl Tasha? She got drunk last night and showed me her cock chaps!

Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!

by GDub20 February 11, 2005