Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

Clam Running

female version of tea bagging

"Last weekend that bitch clamran me good!"
i was gona let her go clam running on my ass until she queefed

by troy hollings January 17, 2009

Clam Ice

1. Any decoration of the vagina or mons pubis with crystals, beads, or sequins in a way that is designed to be temporary. 2. The artistic end product of vajazzling.

"Hey, I got vajazzled! Wanna see my clam ice?"

by JadeOrchid May 8, 2018

Bearded Clam

Sea Food,Louisiana delicacy

The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut

by spikenstein January 4, 2004

clam chowder

The fluids secreted from the elusive bearded clam when aroused, often tasting of fish and of a creamy texture.

I got some clam chowder up my nostril while giving her head hanging upside-down.

by Some kid from B-Town December 9, 2008

Clam Bandit

A bandit that eats clams. Also known as a lesbian.

The Red Room is full of clam bandits on ladies night.

by dtrax January 12, 2007

clam slamming

When two women aggressively rub their vulvae together during sexual intercourse.

"Stacey, do you want to go to spinning class with me?"

"No way, I was up all night clam slamming with Melissa, and my crotch is on fire."

by Emily Jo Ann March 23, 2010