chubby noodle

A chubby noodle is what Mike Pence gets when he thinks of twinks.

Mike Pence wasn't initially interested in the vice presidency, but Donald Trump promised him an introduction to Billy Bush and Pence got a chubby noodle.

by kafe November 29, 2016

chubby mango

Squeezing a plump mango's juice on a woman's face while she is bequeathing an erection via fellatio

She gave him a chubby mango in the Orchard.

by Sugar Cock K February 23, 2017

Chubby Rupert

The sexual act of masturbation with a hot dog bun, where you insert "the meat" (penis or labia) betwixt the bun. Provide your own sauce.

Ooooh, I've got some spare buns for later, so I can have a good 'ol Chubby Rupert, hold the mustard.

by Joanna Cuddle October 07, 2023

Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 09, 2022

Chubby tit witch

A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch

Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!

by Eric shin May 02, 2020

Plumping a chubby

1)A woman who is so attractive that every man looking is arroused to the point of having an errection.

2)Getting a man arrosed by rubbing and stroking his penis.

2)Erotic thoughts that arouse a man enough that he gets an errection.

Man it's been so long since my girlfriend and I have had sex, Im plumping a chubby just thinking about it.

Now that girl is what I call a chubby plumper.

by B1BrealBu May 04, 2023

inbred chubby backwater bitch

the bestest candidate for marriage ever. Will Cook and Clean and will do fun stuff like escape rooms and trips to Disney. s

I want to find an inbred chubby backwater bitch on match.com. I'm sick of all the catfishes.

by Puddin44 March 25, 2022