chat-trap

1. informal one-sided conversation between two people, one of which is on their way elsewhere and is delayed by the other's inane discussion on a variety of subjects for no reason whatsoever other than to hear their own voice. Chat-trapped, chat-trapping, chat-trapper.

Used in a sentence, verb:

Leah was chat-trapped by Dianne in the washroom for fifteen minutes today.

Used in a sentence, noun:

Don't walk near that cubicle or you will be caught in a chat-trap with Damien!

by XBJX July 19, 2007

chatable

Used to describe a person that talks a lot and has a positive character..

"She is very chatable, unlike Steve that is very shy..."

by Dita March 5, 2008

Chat Sniper

When one enters a chat room and watches for idiots, then, when the opportunity arises, tosses in a biting comment at very random times to humiliate the idiot.

So, I'm watching this guy Driss in chat, and he completely lied 5 minutes ago by stating something totally contradictory, so, I became a Chat Sniper and made fun of him.

by Unsurreality April 8, 2010

chat whore

a person who you don't know or barely know that chats you all the time on a social-networking site. they chat you at least 3 times a day as soon as you sign in because they have no lives whatsoever.

*Jake and Sara are now friends*
*Chat Conversation*
Jake: hey sara! :DD
Sara: uhh, hey?
Jake: whats up home-biscuit??
Sara: umm, how do u know me?
Jake: memba, you were @ Brad's party!
Sara: but we didn't hang out
Jake: yea but whateva
Sara: and we only have 2 friends in common
Jake: so???
Sara: fuck off u creeping chat whore!!!!
*Jake and Sara are no longer friends*

by this just happened. FML October 22, 2011

Chat Triangle

The act of three people all chatting with each other, blissfully unaware of the other conversations happening. Occasionally they will start gossiping about people in the triangle. This usually results in lots of pointless drama.

While Rex chatted with Fido and Max at the same time, little did he know they were also chatting with each other. When Rex starting insulting Max's girlfriend FiFi, Fido immediately told Max and got everyone involved in a violent, bloody Chat Triangle.

by Jene Sepa July 31, 2011

shat chat

noun. Snapchatting while shitting. Pretty self explanatory.

Sarah just sent me a shat chat. It was clutch.

Erika tried to shat chat but it was just shat.

by gtechgurl February 23, 2014

No Chat

When someone attempts to speak towards a person to try and pull them but instead gets turned away due to not saying the right things, hence "No Chat".

Kieran has No Chat since he got turned away by a girl who then got with another guy who actually Had Chat

by Chalance December 2, 2018