Cellbanger

A term used in the Department Of Corrections, Prison, for someone who yells, and directs abusive language to another through the relative safety of a secured cell door, and is not man enough to say such things in a face-to-face setting.

That pussy is a cellbanger and I'm gonna smash him when I get the chance!

by "Hey C.O.!" June 10, 2011

Cell Phone Punch

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.

My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
Revenge Love Hateful Hug Reply

by (( (OQTIVE) )) August 13, 2011

Cellference

The interference you get when your watching TV or a Movie and everyone around you is on their cell phones listening to whatever or talking to whoever!

The cellference in the living room was so bad I couldn't watch or hear my football game.

by rodfive2 September 1, 2011

Cell Phone Silverware

The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.

As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.

by TheunknownXD April 3, 2013

Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.

Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.

by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013

Cellhole

A hole worn in the pants pocket (especially in jeans) that forms when always carrying a cell phone in the same pocket.

Guy: Damn, I've got two cellholes forming in my right pocket. Better start carrying my phone in the left one!
Girl: At least your pants HAVE pockets.
Guy: True, true.

Cellholes are very in this season.

by swinter May 14, 2015

cell belly

The cell belly is the massively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. Often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.

Jane: So, what happened to that New Year's resolution that you told me about? You said you'd be rocking a six pack this summer?
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.

by Aulderath July 30, 2016