Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.
"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"
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"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"
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by NiENiE September 20, 2012
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The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.
Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013
Get the Cafe Camping mug.When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014
Get the cafe hog mug.My Starbucks habit is really getting expensive. I applied cafenomics to determine that by buying a Nespresso machine, I would break-even in nine to ten months.
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