the cat

A man who is considered asexual and harmless by women.

During a shopping trip with his female friend Jen, Ed was asked to help undo Jens bra. There was nothing sexual in this act - in fact, to Jen Ed was The Cat - so completely asexual and harmless that the idea of being naked around him didn't even register to her.

by KCH May 14, 2008

cat

a chick who likes to use cat memorabilia and may make feline-like noises during sexual intercourse

Look at that cute cat, meow.

by Nad Htysrof February 26, 2009

cat

similar, said at the same time, the same
a "meow moment"

Thats soooo cat!
our cat-ness is stonger than ever, ryan.

by memily April 9, 2008

Cats

A word that can mean anything. Can be used to replace any word in any language.

Hey. Can you go down to the Cats and get me some milk? Oh, sure Jimbo.

by zeid May 11, 2010

catness

Any substance(s) that may have been excreted, deposited, sprayed, upchucked or shed by a cat on to an object.

One mattress for sale. Mattress is slightly used, in good condition and might contain a bit of catness.

by PJeigh September 21, 2005

Cats

An annoying furry animal. Word often used when breaking tension in an akward conversation.

"So did you get laid last night?"
"CATS!"

by hellomotopolis March 22, 2009

cat

A person male or female
an acronym either meaning "Cock Accessing Twat" or the more popular "Cunt Ass and Tits"

yo thats one cool cat
Yo look at that chick she got the cat
yo did you cat that chick last night

by -signed self June 8, 2009