Extraterrestrial creature that comes from Jupiter, who eats all the food from
fridge and who is stealing all your
Bts albums, cuz this maleficent creature is in love with their cute faces.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim
Taehyung cuz he really looks like a fucking cute,
smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and
small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.
Patricia: Hey...have you seen my cat?
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement
reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are
weird as
hell.