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douche canoe

He is a dickhead
by nursekelly528 January 27, 2015
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Duche canoe

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist
You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!
by MesaMil February 3, 2022
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canoeing

when smoking a joint or blunt and it only burns on the inside of the paper, but somehow leaving most of the paper unburnt, this can be fixed by burning the excess paper.

this can also be used as another word for ‘sideburn’ which is when a joint or blunt only burns on one side, you can fix this with saliva or by burning off the excess.
man this joint is canoeing!
by shrekonice69 June 19, 2025
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Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019
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Cano

Cano is happy
by Mark89898 November 22, 2021
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Douche Canoe

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"
by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018
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pigeon canoe

The opening of the labia (canoe) with the clitoris slightly protruding (pigeon).
I went down on Suzy and she’s got one nice pigeon canoe.
by Blazeracer May 3, 2018
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