easy as candy

1.) A combination of the commonly used phrases "easy as pie" and "like stealing candy from a baby"

2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise

(waiting in a VERY long line to get concert tickets, but two friends make it to the front in under a minute)

Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...

by MiZuNdRsTuD December 5, 2010

leash candy

A dog that someone has gotten just to look good and/or a very goodlooking dog.

Guy #1: "Hey man, look at that girl's leash candy."
Guy #2: "Yeah, that is one handsome Golden Retreiver!"

by Blargman March 6, 2007

Sell Candy

Means to pipe up ones sexual performance

Sell Candy all up in my ear

by monaemax January 23, 2008

Stoner Candy

Something really disgusting or some type of candy you find at your local drug store and mix together and eat that taste good only cause your high.

Dude me and william went down to pavilions and jack som air heads twisted that shit up! Was like stoner candy.

by stoneybalogne January 12, 2011

Candy licker

Slang term for a male who performs oral sex on females

My big brother is a candy licker.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

Eye Candy

Something that is incredibly pleasing to the eye.

Something that you just can't stop staring at.

I only watch football for the eye candy.

by MadMadMadx July 10, 2008

candy girl

a girl who goes to clubs, dresses sexy, can wear wings, and does "E." She may also like the foam parties

Dude did you see that candy girl sucking on a lollipop, raving?

by Josh II October 31, 2005