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Cactus

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right
by The Aussie Fucker December 3, 2019
mugGet the Cactusmug.

cactus

a person who is too mush of a prick to be named a prick
you are not a prick you are the entire cactus
by Sasin September 22, 2021
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Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.
I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.
by Pizzasmash May 13, 2018
mugGet the Detroit Cactusmug.

cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.
"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"
by eevod January 21, 2025
mugGet the cactus potmug.

sassy cactus

a group of people backstage on a show that talk shit on all of there friends
the group sassy cactus is back and there already starting shit
by Fatal Mistake February 2, 2022
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cheese cactus

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy
by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016
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cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus
GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!
by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021
mugGet the cactus cuddlingmug.

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