Cactus Rash

The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.

"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"

by heck_rw August 2, 2018

cactus cock

Dry mouth

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock

by anonymous November 7, 2020

go fuck a cactus

S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)

OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS

by PoushyRecker96420BLaizeYT June 6, 2017

mad cactus

A hairy shaft

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!

by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011

Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023

Cactus Ass

A really good, genuine, and real person

Man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass

by Christittymcgee January 17, 2019

cactus

cactus another name for a self-righteous prick

Whoa cactus....don't be a prick!

by Celestial Star November 18, 2016