Cactus

Synonym for prick

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right

by The Aussie Fucker December 3, 2019

cactus

a person who is too mush of a prick to be named a prick

you are not a prick you are the entire cactus

by Sasin September 22, 2021

Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.

I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.

by Pizzasmash May 13, 2018

cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.

"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"

by eevod January 21, 2025

sassy cactus

a group of people backstage on a show that talk shit on all of there friends

the group sassy cactus is back and there already starting shit

by Fatal Mistake February 2, 2022

cheese cactus

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016

cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus

GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!

by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021