Extraterrestrial creature that comes from
Jupiter, who eats all the food from fridge and who is stealing all your
Bts albums,
cuz this maleficent creature is in love with their cute faces.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim Taehyung
cuz he really looks like a fucking cute, smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to
Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from
Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.
Patricia: Hey...have you seen my cat?
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:
Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are weird as hell.