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popped crumbs

When a mans anal juices burst from his hole
We fucked too hard and he popped crumbs.
by manbro6969 February 25, 2015
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Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
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Pussy crumbs

Hey it looks like you have a couple of pussy crumbs may I take a bite
by Pussy crumbs February 15, 2021
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crumb butt

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- Crumb butt: (n) when an unclothed person's posterior who is lying on a mattress or couch has left over food particles stick to it.
"Dammit! I just sat in those potato chip crumbs! I'm such a crumb butt."
by TheOriginalCrumbButt November 6, 2013
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coochie crumbs

Coochie crumbs are commonly found in woman who enjoy a meal or two in the comfort of there own bed. The crumbs that fall from their previous meal can end up all over the sheets, often time the crumps will find themselves a new home in your vagina. Resulting in Coochie crumbs.
I ate a bag of those spicy Doritos last night, all the crumps ended up in my vagina. Most painful coochie crumbs I’ve gotten.
by Dee’s Teeeties July 10, 2024
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Crumb

Someone who cant function as a normal human being. Their value to society is equivelant to the crumbs stuck wedged in your seat.
My coworker is fine working 3 hours a day make ends meet so he can sit home with no cable and air conditioning. What a crumb.
by SlyveryStew March 25, 2016
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Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.
Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.
by robodent December 4, 2016
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