granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate
Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.
by mangotango377 March 05, 2021
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Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.
Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.
by robodent December 04, 2016
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Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
by efishies15 January 26, 2019
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Crumb Casserole

When you take the combination of chip crumbs and remainder of whatever dip and stir. Depending on the nature of the dip it can also be microwaved. Important to be combined and eaten with a spoon.
Those chips need to be made into a crumb casserole.
by Saltinajo September 09, 2023
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popped crumbs

When a mans anal juices burst from his hole
We fucked too hard and he popped crumbs.
by manbro6969 February 26, 2015
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sympathy crumbs

The crumbs one leaves in a bag of chips that is not theirs, so they don't feel bad about eating the entire bag.
"Do you have any chips left?"

"Nah, just some sympathy crumbs Julie left."
by spyczech April 20, 2016
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Bucket of Arse Crumbs

Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.
by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024
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