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Crumb

Someone who cant function as a normal human being. Their value to society is equivelant to the crumbs stuck wedged in your seat.
My coworker is fine working 3 hours a day make ends meet so he can sit home with no cable and air conditioning. What a crumb.
by SlyveryStew March 25, 2016
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Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.
Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.
by robodent December 4, 2016
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Crumb dog

Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection
My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog
by aqua bandit August 19, 2024
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Pussy crumbs

Hey it looks like you have a couple of pussy crumbs may I take a bite
by Pussy crumbs February 15, 2021
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ate and left no crumbs

ate is when somebody "Ate and left no crumbs" which means they did exceptionally well and you are congratulating said person for their achievement
person 1: i got an A+ on the math test yesterday

person 2: yo you ate and left NO crumbs
by TheRealMarcoby October 11, 2025
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Apple Crumb

It's the big lumps of beach sand under your scrotum.
Damn Bro when I went swimming at the beach today my sack was loaded with Apple Crumbs when I got out of the water.
by The dumb bunny. September 30, 2016
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body crumbs

body crumbs - a way of describing your dead skin cells, body crumbs are like bread crumbs but from your body.
i hate bathing in all of my body crumbs.
by Sophie.ferg November 15, 2017
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