Covfefe

I'm an IDIOT

My name is Donald Trump but my family and really close friends call me Covfefe.

by Oz1012 November 09, 2017

Covfefe

#Covfefe conve convey coverage - keyboard flipped out due to cracking the screen, while typing when greatly distraught/aggravated/perturbed.Typist hasn't tweeted for hours afterwards due to broken device.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

by SnowSparkler May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Stands for COVerage FakE FakE

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Sean2017May May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Used in context, the negative press covfefe means the negative press coverage or conference. It is used to distract the audience from real news (like impending investigations or possible impeachments).

This bikini has little covfefe (coverage).
I went to parent-teacher covfefe (conference).

by Crowley Belle June 01, 2017

Covfefe

covfefe - situational acronym that stands for Collusion Officially Verified Feds Everywhere Fuck mE.

Covfefe.

by Ervon May 31, 2017

Covfefe

The definition of 'Covfefe' is in actually a very secret acronym which was first coined by President Donald J. Trump in his first year of presidency (circa 2017). It's literal translation is: "Comb-Over Victory For Everyone, For Everyone". The creation and usage of this acronym are explained as follows: Comb-Over - refers to Donald Trump's hairstyle which identifies him without using his actual name, Victory - self explanatory, and For Everyone - is repeated twice for extreme emphasis as President Trump often does when he is trying to get his point across with greater affect. This term has been greatly misinterpreted and mistranslated, but this is the definitive and 100% accurate translation.

I have implemented my new tax plan, much to the chagrin of misinformed and idiots Democrats everywhere... Covfefe

by Df7442 December 31, 2017

Covfefe

Verb, to grab a woman in the groin region.

I can covfefe her. When you're famous, you can do that.

by UltimateLanguage June 13, 2018