Stand up and be counted, show the world that youre a man!
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.
by someguythatsignedup December 30, 2023

Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”
“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

by zoriboi March 5, 2012

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
