Wills Computer

Wills Computer is a highly explosive device, that when it goes nuclear it explodes. When it explodes it causes a huge explosion the shape of a Nit and a crater the size of Mars.

Guy: "What's that huge explosion on the horizon?"
Guy 2: "It's just Wills Computer"

by Nits Computer December 31, 2020

Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 3, 2012

Computer Love

Computer love is a song made by the german band "Kraftwerk" from 1981.

Dude: "My new favorite song is Computer Love"

by luio950 August 17, 2018

Colin the computer

Me!

im a computer! -dhmis episode 4 (the computer song :) colin the computer

by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022

Sandbox Computer

A computer, usually old or out dated but not always, that is used to experiment and/or test out OSs, modding, programs, coding, and much more without the worry of losing valuable info or damaging expensive hardware and software.

Guy1: Dude, have you seen how cool windows 7 is going to be?
Guy2: Seen it? I just installed the release candidate on my sandbox computer to test it out.

by DarkTavern February 25, 2010

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019