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Colorful Surprise

a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.
I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.
by EMaceator April 22, 2010
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Colorado brown beard

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face
by Freshness303 February 5, 2012
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colorado cream pie

The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.
I can't wait for Autumn to get back from her run so I can eat her Colorado cream pie!
by OMG303LOL November 19, 2016
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Colorado Quick Steps

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.
"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!
by StëppënWölf53 September 30, 2018
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calorific

adjective: fatty, filled with calories, fat-laden.
guy: Let's go to Ippudo's for some ramen!

gal: Worst idea ever! Ramen is way calorific...
by fattyramen27 April 13, 2013
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Chlorinedaddy

The greatest male teenage swimming phenom since Phelps.
David Popovici (aka Chlorinedaddy, skinny legend) broke the world record at 17 in the blue ribbon event of swimming the 100 free. This year he will take a shot at the 200 free world record while going for his own 100 free record.
by S/he’s just a friend January 27, 2023
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Sodium Chloride

Its Basically salt and also a phrase used by jimmy neutron
its just a bit of sodium chloride
by An Intellectual but smarter October 20, 2019
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