The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

Mouth Cocktail

Cum mix with spit in someones mouth

"I made her swallow my mouth cocktail"

by Amekami123 August 28, 2022

spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”

by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018

Sawyers cocktail

A mixture of Poo, Urine, and Vomit. Usually the cocktail will be made in a bath.

Last night Matt got absolutely wasted and while in the Bath he made the famous Sawyers cocktail.

by cottage-grove February 1, 2008

Kike Cocktail

A concoction combining an energy drink with amphetamines, prepared by opening pharmaceutical capsules, crushing the enclosed spheroids into a fine powder, and mixing the resulting substance into a beverage such as Red Bull, Celsius, or NOS. When the powder is placed in a shot glass and dropped into a glass of energy drink, it is sometimes referred to as a "kike car bomb."

You're wired, bro! Did you just have a kike cocktail?

by Rabbi Sperg May 9, 2025

HBC (cocktail)

A cocktail equal parts Early Tymes Whiskey and Diet Pepsi, served either lookwarm, or with ice, most often at minifridge temperature, in a red plastic cup. Most often consumed in New Enlgand, but reports of their presence in Lebanon cannot be ignored.

Exscuse me, do you mind adding a little more whiskey to my diet pepsi? I would like to have an HBC (cocktail)

by Wordest101010 October 23, 2010

Enema cocktail

The act of inserting a beer bong into a woman’s anus, then the man proceeds to piss, cum, and finally pour a tall boy in the beer bong to wash it all down.

Man 1: “What are you up to tonight?”
Man 2: “I think I’m gonna give my girl an enema cocktail.”
Man 1: “Nice bro, you can borrow my beer bong!”

by Tatoon April 26, 2020