clunter

A cunt blunder, when a mistake is made involving a woman's vagina.

"SHIT MARTHA, GET OVER HERE"

"OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED?"

"I PULLED A CLUNTER AND GOT SOME CELERY STUCK"

"WHAT THE FUCK STACEY!"

by Nuklearturtel November 30, 2016

cluster fuck

a complete mess, a shambles.

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

Cluster fuck

A cluster fuck is when a place is overly crowded, or extremely busy; when there is no room to do anything

"We decided to go to another restaurant because tsunami's was a giant cluster fuck.

by Urbandefiner.com February 15, 2017

Clotter Bopper

A young, or small thot. A thot under the age of 17, or the height of 5 feet.

Synonyms include: Clottie(s), Bop(s), Thot(s)

Sabrina: Ugh, look at Paige, what a little thot!

Tyson: She’s a lil clotter bopper bruh.

by Psycha Della December 22, 2017

clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.

He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.

by Treebonics July 6, 2018

cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts

I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.

by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018